All Colombian Women Cheat

Alternate Title: Colombian Infidelity Statistics

All Colombian women cheat – this is a common belief among expats in Colombia. I’ve been hearing it from gringos ever since moving to Bogota, but I dismissed it to sample bias — gringos meeting mostly girls of lower moral fiber. If you make friends partying in La Candelaria and Zona Rosa doing cocaine and ecstasy, what do you think you’re going to get?

In college I met almost exclusively family-type, “good girl” Latinas from the top 1% of social classes in Brazil to Peru. But you’re not going to meet those girls snorting coke at Ceci’s. So I thought the infidelity perception was an anomaly due to sampling bias.

But that changed over time. I think Latin America is a little more unfaithful than what Gringolandia would consider normal, which I attribute to the Catholic Church prohibiting divorce, and Colombia even more unfaithful than that, which I attribute to it being a den-of-sin kind of culture.

Then I came across this hard-copy article in El Tiempo from March of last year: América Latina, territorio infiel. The article says that not only does greater Latin America cheat a lot, but Colombia leads the region. How can I argue with the national letter of record?


Six of every 10 Latin Americans (63%) admit to having cheated at least once … Colombians seem to be the most unfaithful in the region … 66% of [Colombian] men and women admit to having cheated at least once.

The article isn’t as interesting as the statistics, and unfortunately the El Tiempo archive online doesn’t include those. So here are my picks, plus screenshots of the hard copy so you can see them all.

  • 10.5% of Latin Americans would like to have sex more than seven times a week
  • 9.2% of Latin Americans are currently cheating
  • 45.2% of Latin women have never cheated
  • 40.8% of Colombian women have never cheated
  • 51% of Latin men have paid for sex
  • 13.7% of Latin men’s first sexual experience was with another male
  • 47.5% of Latin Americans have participated in trios or group sex
  • 9.1% of Latin Americans currently participate in trios or group sex
  • Colombian trio / group sex percentages are higher than greater Latin America
  • 22.3% of Latin Americans had their first sexual experience before 16 years old
  • 63% of Latin Americans grew up in  homes where sex was never discussed

After reading this article, I started thinking about the dealings I’ve had with Colombian women, and I think a majority had boyfriends. From the very first Colombian girl I made out with to the current booty call.

So maybe there is something to the saying …

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  1. Lee, You want advice so that you can ignore it again like last time? No more advice from me. I don’t believe her story and I’m beginning to not believe your story, either. If you want advice a better forum for this would be a real forum like the one I re-opened: where we discuss dating and marrying foreign women. I’m sure you would get some advice there.


  2. True! They are masters at narcissism!!! It’s quite interesting to see 40 year old Botoxed to the hills, huge eyelash extensions, while dressing like a whore or child. They hang all over men, men beware don’t even think of talking to another female!
    And once married (most illegal for a green card, divorce and then remarry)
    Nothing is ever good for them , they treat you like crap once married and it’s all about them and them only.


  3. Just a heads up for those that are unaware. In hindsight I would avoid at all costs engaging in anything with any woman in the paisa region if you are not living there and currently fornicating with them on a regular basis, hopefully with minimal expense to your pocket book. The paisa region (consisting of Periera, Armenia, and Manizales in conjunction with Medellín), are notorious for raising hookers who travel to Europe, USA and China for sex work. So if you happen to be in any of the aforementioned countries/continents and you come across a Colombian, chances are she’s a hooker or a stripper (see hooker) 75% of the time. Get your rocks off if you want, but let them eat each other alive instead of swallowing you whole (pun not intended).

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  4. Stupid fucking incels you give money to random whores because you suck at meeting a girl in your home country, then you complain about getting played?

    Why don’t you help someone in need like another guy in the us and you would be appreciated.

    Some of you are sending social security $ over? Fuck you. just die from covid boomers


    1. Dear Fuck, Although I’m a boomer, I agree with you. Giving money to women who aren’t putting out just drives up the cost of pussy for everybody else. JUST DON’T DO IT. They should either get on a plane and bang the chick for money (if that’s what it takes) or just watch porn and try to get their old dick hard. There’s plenty of free porn nowadays. In my case, I’m not fat and I never smoked, so I’m not too worried about Covid. I’m off to the gym with my Colombian wife. Later.


  5. Hello,
    I went back and read almost every comment. I just want to say thanks to Steve, Sancho, Jim and the other bros for the advice. You guys just saved me a lot of money.

    Here is my story if you guys care to read…
    Back late last year I went to Cali to get some cosmetics done and met a young Colombian girl on a dating site. The first night we drank and fucked and she slept over… all seemed well. My mistake was introducing money… saying I would give her a little because she was working 12 hour days at a clothing store… this I found out is normal in their culture and the majority of employed people in Colombia are working 12-16 hour days for peanuts. I gave her $75.

    The second day she came over again I thought we we’re going to drink and fuck but this time she wasn’t interested. She wanted to talk and hang out and eventually she brought up the idea of me buying her a $2000 motorbike. I was this close to considering it but lucky for me I’m a broke and cheap person haha. I told her I would think about it.

    The third day (and last day there) I had messaged her in the morning telling her that we just met and that I couldn’t help her buy the bike because I didn’t know her well. She said it was cool and that she was going to get off early from work (it was Sunday) and she would hang with me again. I thought we we’re going to drink and fuck again but her attitude was different. She definitely didn’t seem interested and she left telling me she was going to come back later on to sleep over. She ended up blocking me on whatsapp and the next morning she unblocked me and just straight up told me lies. She was probably sucking some other guy off that night.

    I got caught up in her lies and once I left back to the states I ended up WU her some money ($200) because I said I would haha (I’m an idiot). The next few week after giving her money she then told me all the basic lies… she was robbed… she was in the hospital… she needed money for her nails… her birthday was coming up etc etc etc… I just ended up blocking her. Good riddance.

    I’m not that bad looking and still young (mid 30s)… the girl wasn’t all that pretty but her body was banging… her body sucked me in so good. Incredible sex skills you guys already know. If she was super pretty I might have been a sucker for way longer.

    I read the comments and I would advise to make an ironclad rule not to give them any money… it will change the dynamics of the relationship… just tell them you can’t help them… it’s not your problem it’s theirs. And also know they will keep pushing the boundaries on this. They will ask for money not expecting you to agree so don’t give in and agree to giving any money… it’s a simple no I can’t.

    Any time you give them money or buy them things you are emotionally investing in them. You are giving them a piece of your heart. Protect your heart at all cost. Don’t give in until she gives you a piece of her heart.


    1. Bob, giving her $75 after sex isn’t bad, but sending her another $200 for nothing is a desperation move. She clearly is not a good wife candidate, if that’s what you were looking for. If you were looking for a wife you should have said good night and started chatting with chicks on Colombian Cupid or something like that. If you were just looking for sex, the correct move was when she didn’t want sex, tell her then it’s time to leave because you are going out to find someone who wants sex. That will either spark her to try to keep you with sex or you will be free to go find willing pussy, which is abundant in Colombia. Don’t waste time in Colombia.


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