A decade in Latin America. Two published memoirs. Countless bad decisions. Pseudo-deported from Colombia. Destroyed reputation among the expat community. Escaped prison or death by grace of God with all the war stories to back it up. Now I’m writing the memoir of those 10 wild years.
Subscribers get the dispatches I can’t send to everyone and early chapters from the next book. If you’ve read this far, you already know whether this is for you.
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Here are 10 things waiting for you.
- Beware The Fallacy
- Beware The Dip
- Beware The Hurt
- Beware the Crime
- Beware The Bubble
- Beware the Drift
- Beware The Bin
- Beware the Dope
- Beware the Friends
- You Can’t Go Home Again
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