Alternate Title: Sex Playlist
I take extra steps to set the mood. My apartment has a fireplace, so in addition to candles I have a big roaring fire in the background. It’s warm naked. I get vanilla smells going, I light candles, maybe spark a little cripy beforehand, and I play these songs from my iTunes playlist, ‘sex’. It’s also important to turn on loud music if you have roommates or slim walls. The music provides cover for the girl to holler out and the sounds of the bed creaking and bodies slapping.
Queens of the Stone Age – Little Sister (Contradictator Remix)
Queens of the Stone Age is probably my favorite rock band from the last ten years.
Funkadelic – I’ll Stay
Santigold – My Superman
Definitely keep an eye on this super-experimental artist, Santigold. Check out my favorite by her, Shove It (Switch Remix).
Velvet Underground – Venus in Furs
Lou Reed was an aficionado of degenerate culture way before it was cool. This ode to S&M makes you think of one thing, and one thing only.
Do Or Die – Lil’ Sum Sum
Representing the city of my birth and best of the midwest CHICAGO.
Ludacris – Splash Waterfalls
He’s been in the game a long time, but I still think Ludacris is underrated as an artist because of all the whack top 40 hits he puts out. This track sounds profane but if you listen to the words, it’s an intelligent exercise in contrasts in each bar. Yes I play this for girls because AIN’T NO SHAME IN MY GAME.
Missy Elliott ft. Nas, Eve, Q-Tip – Hot Boyz Remix
Mos Def – The Easy Spell
Mos Def is the best of hip hop in the last ten years, and this album especially because of how he incorporated guitars in over half the songs. The radio track was Ghetto Rock.
Truth Hurts ft. Rakim – Addictive
STL stand up! Produced by Dr. Dre. If you like this check out The Truth ft. R Kelly.
Tweet – Call Me
Girls singing about cheating’s always hot. Like Tweet? Check out her anthem to masturbating, Oh My feat Fabolous.
Hooverphonic – 2 Wicky
From the soundtrack of a little-known, highly underrated flick called “Permanent Midnight” starring a young Ben Stiller.
Dawn Penn – You Don’t Love Me
Johnny Osbourne – Nightfall
If you like heavy dub reggae you have to get Linval Thompson’s Can’t Stop Us Now compilation of remixes.
Heart – Magic Man
Led Zepellin – Whole Lotta Love
The Rolling Stones – Miss You
Also sexy by the Rolling Stones is Gimme Shelter, but it’s a little played out to embed.
Aaliyah – Hot Like Fire Remix
Bootsy Collins – I’d Rather Be With You
Those of my generation would know the N.W.A. cover sang by Eazy-E.
Ginuwine – Tell Me Do You Wanna
This entire album, Ginuwine’s The Bachelor, is a sex album. Also the album that put Timbaland on the map as a producer. Timbaland did two tracks on this list (Hot Like Fire Remix above).
Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing
Of course Marvelous Marvin.
Montell Jordan ft. Master P & Silk the Shocker – Let’s Ride
TLC – Creep
Women singing about cheating make sexy as hell songs. This was an instant classic.
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